Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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