You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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