I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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