so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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