that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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