ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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