Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Boobs speak an international language.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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