Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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