It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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