Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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