eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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