I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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