how can u be prego again
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
