if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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