this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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