Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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