she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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