I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
It's rum buckets o'clock
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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