Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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