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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
