This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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