I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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