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lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
