The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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