When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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