covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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