Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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