You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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