Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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