: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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