real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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