let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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