she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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