I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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