i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Sext me about skeletons
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Randomize
