I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
