they need to just BURY HIM!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I can feel your judgement through the phone
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
