her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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