Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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