Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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