Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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