How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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