i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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