love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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