There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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