we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
