i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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