i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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