in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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