"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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