My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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