Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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